Breaking news
Terrorists may have almost done something! In a press conference that apparantly will be played in a loop ad infinitum from here to eternity Michael Chertoff said:
Blah! Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah, blah blah, look over here, blah blah blah blah, pay no attention to all the news about liberal democrats gaining ground and the death of conservatism, blah blah blah.
He further distracted the media by saying
Blah blah! Blah blah 'mass murder on an unimaginable scale' blah. Blah blah blah. Terror level fuscia blah blah blah. Blah blah blah we're going to play the media like a violin for the rest of the week so sit back and be terrified and please no one notice the similarities between how we use the media and how the terrorists use the media blah blah thwart blah.
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